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Futuro incerto

5/0 26.09.2007 10:20 Italiano

Uncertain future

Ex: Roxy, I saw a documentary which said that in 40 years we will run out of petrol and there will be a massive energy crisis
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Roxy: Scary...
Ex: Oh yes, this really isn't a good scenario for youngsters like us
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Roxy: Really I was referring to you. If I look at you closely, you're really scary
Ex: Obviously

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Che simpatico... 2

4/0 24.09.2007 11:30 Italiano

Mike: Aunt Roxy, there is your friend ass hole
Roxy: Mike, calm down, his name is Ex
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Ex: Funny. Wouldn't you have to be at home playing with your doll?
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Mike: And wouldn't you have to be at home inflating your doll?
Ex: Roxy, are you sure that he is only 3 yars old?

Mike lo avevo introdotto in questa striscia (antica) : http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/03/21/che-simpatico.html
In quel tempo...fare uno sfondo decente era un'impresa titanica.

Sabato ho avuto la conferma che la bellezza fisica è una cosa che non ha tanta importanza, affichè una persona sia attratta da un'altra. Questo mi rincuora, perchè non sono troppo bello.
Allora non bisgogna essere belli per avere una ragazza...e io non sono bello, quindi posso avere possibilità.
Basta essere simpatici ed avere un bel carattere.
Peccato che io sia antipatico e abbia un carattere di cacca.
Stavo cominciando a crederci.

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Sogni di gloria

5/0 20.09.2007 14:36 Italiano

Dreams of glory

Roxy: Ex, you're sad because you feel you need a girlfriend?
Ex: Nope. Tonight I dreamt I was Elvis Preasley
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Roxy: You dreamt about being Elvis Preasley the king of rock'n'roll, my preferite singer, and you are sad??
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Roxy: And where you were, on the stage performing a great song?
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Ex: I was in the grave

Elvis è uno dei cantanti che preferisco.
Alcune sue canzoni sono immortali!!!

Ps. E' da tanto tempo che non faccio strisce con Amica A...forse sono guarito.

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Supposizioni 2

1/0 19.09.2007 15:48 Italiano

Suppositions 2

Roxy: Ex, do you really believe that I enjoy to mistreat you?
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Roxy: Do you really think that make you feel like you're such a nauseating worm makes me feel better?
Ex: Yes
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Roxy: How did you manage to understand this?

Ok, oggi dovevo recuperare la striscia di ieri...
Se prima pensavo che ci fossero somiglianze fra me ed Ex, adesso credo proprio che siamo la stessa persona.

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Supposizioni 1

5/0 19.09.2007 11:20 Italiano

Suppositions 1

Ex: Roxy why I cannot be successful at having a girlfriend?
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Ex: WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Roxy: Because you're ugly? Because you're ugly? Because you're ugly?
Ex: AH-AH
Roxy: I'm only trying to guess

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Stelle guida o stelle cadenti?

4/0 07.09.2007 12:27 Italiano

Guiding Stars or Falling Stars?
Roxy: Look at the stars...you know that everyone of us has a star which guides and protects him? That is my guiding star. And yours?
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Ex: I think is the one which just fell
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Ex: Ops...
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Ex: I hope it hasn't wreacked too much havoc. Roxy, don't tell anyone that that was my guiding star.

That was hard to translate....excuse me for every error....please.

Ok, se dovesse cadere la mia stella guida, cadrebbe direttamente sulla mia testa.
Evviva.

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Gelosia

4/0 06.09.2007 11:12 Italiano

Ex: Roxy, I think that you shouldn't came out alone with me. Your new boyfriend could get jealous
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Roxy: Jealous about you?
Ex: Yes...
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Roxy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ex: You could have, at least, left me in doubt

Domanda: Troverò mai il vero amore?
Risposta: Io direi che è meglio partire da un obiettivo più terra terra...cominciamo con qualcosa di ampiamente fasullo...

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Triste verità (dubbed in engl ish)

5/0 03.09.2007 15:53 Italiano

Grim truth

Ex: Andy and Amica A
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Ex: Rich and Isa
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Ex: Valec and Roxy...every boy dates a girl and I have to go out with a dog...
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Kant: If I had been you I woldn't have been so picky. Do you really think that going out with you is so entertaining?

Beccati questo Ex!!!
Take this, Ex!!!

Che tristezza.

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Serenity

3/0 31.08.2007 17:06 Italiano

Roxy: Ex I want to introduce to you Serena. Serena, this...being is 'Ex'
Ex: Hi Serena
Serena: Hi Ex. Would you like to marry me?
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Roxy: ?????
Ex: ('She' have to be a trans) Obviously I want to marry you.
Serena: Me not, I'm sorry. But I want to write down your availability
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Serena: Indeed I'm not so sorry...and I don't even write down your availability
Ex: Ok, now I'm certain that she IS a woman

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Segreti

3/0 24.08.2007 12:33 Italiano

Ex: Roxy, what would you do if I say that I'm Ex Man, the great superhero?
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Roxy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ex: A fairly nice reaction...
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Roxy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Kant: In my opinion, you screwed up when you said 'great superhero'

Roxy sta ancora ridendo...

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