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Ex Man Noir 27

2/0 18.09.2008 11:07 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 27
I'M BACK.
With a vengeance.........


Ex Man: Thunderclap go and free the girls, i’ll deal with Noir
Whitey: Ehm…..really….
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Whitey: …..before you can touch Noir, you must deal with me
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Ex Man: I changed my mind, you take care of Noir. I’m itching to see my good friends
Thunderclap: You’re not credible, idiot.

Sono tornato, finalmente.
Devo ancora raccontare troppe cose.

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Ex Man Noir 26

1/0 22.02.2008 15:03 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 26
Ninja: (Ex Man, try to distract Noir, I will throw this smoke bomb)
Ex Man: (Ok) Noir, bihind you!
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Noir: What...?
CHAFF
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Noir: Nooooooo. they made a fool of me...
BLEARGH, COFF COFF, THAT'S NASTY
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Ex Man: What happened?
Ninja: In the rush I must have taken the stinky bomb that I prepared for Carnival
Noir: They captured themselves...

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Ex Man Noir 25

1/0 21.02.2008 14:48 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 25
Voice: With Whitey's help, Noir captures our heroes
Noir: AHAHAHAH. Finally I defeated you. Choose who will be the first of you to die
Thunderclap: Defeat is a word that doesn't exist on my dictionary
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Ex Man: Defeat: Bad outcome of an armed combat. The New Universal Dictionary is a blast
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Thunderclap: Kill Ex Man

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Ex Man Noir 23

1/0 08.02.2008 09:57 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 23
Noir: Our guests have arrived! Whitey, go and recive them as they deserve. I reccomend that you offer them a great 'party'
Whitey: As you wish
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Whitey: May our guests appreciate some caviar canape or olive pate canape and a glass of champagne?
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Whitey: Ehm...all caviar canape are gone...
Noir: When i said 'offer them a great party' I didn't mean it in litteral meaning

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Ex Man Noir 12

4/0 13.11.2007 16:07 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 12
Ex Man Noir 12

Noir's secret lair
Noir: Now you have to deliver this message to Ex Man
Whitey:If you wrote it, it's better that I read it
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Bianchino: "Fmmgh mmmhhmm ggrmmggrrrff pfffhtt"...mmmh, I don't think that he will understand
Whitey: You're right, but when I wrote it, had more sense
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Leesa: Ok, you rewrite it while I dictate: Fmmmgh mmmhhmm ggrmmggrrrff pfffhtt
Whitey: I thought you were joking

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Ex Man Noir 11

3/0 09.11.2007 09:03 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 11
Noir: Ok, now that you had fun, you can surrender, otherwise I'm forced to harm you
Amica A: Harm us? You and which army?
Noir: That on which you lean on, for example
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Whitey: BU
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Whitey: Oh, they are fainted for the shock?
Noir: No, it's because you forgot to wash your teeth

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Ex Man Noir 10

3/0 07.11.2007 12:19 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 10
Amica A: And what that means?
Noir: It means that you are all my prisoners
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Roxy: Your prisoners? With that toy gun?
Noir: This isn't a toy gun. Look...
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Roxy: Uhm, you're right, it's a real gun. And now you are our prisoner
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Isa: AHAHAHAHAH
Amica A: AHAHAHAHAH...can someone be a greater asshole than that?
Voice: Yes, his name is Ex Man

Ma siamo sicuri che le vittime siano le tre stro**e??
A me sembra che la sfigata sia Noir...

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Ex Man Noir 9

3/0 06.11.2007 16:51 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 9
Roxy: Welcome...we're waiting for you for an hour. So, where are we going?
Noir: We will go to a party.
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Roxy: A masked party?
Isa: For this you painted yourself like this?
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Roxy: Stop that girls, that is her face
Amica A: So she saves money on masks...AHAHAHAHAH
Roxy: AHAHAHAHAH
Isa: AHAHAHAHAH

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Ex Man Noir 8

2/0 05.11.2007 16:45 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 8
Amica A: Where is the rendezvous with Roxy and Isa?
Leesa/Noir: Calm down, we are nearly arrived
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Rich: Hi Amica A, a little stroll for you dog's needs?
Amica: Hi Rich...and this isn't a dog
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Rich: That's true, to do all this shit it has to be an elephant
Noir: Tell me your name again, please

Devo assolutamente eliminare Amica A. E' una vera str***a.
E anche la persona a cui è ispirata lo è...devo ammetterlo.
Quasi quasi la faccio eliminare da Noir...

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Ex Man Noir 6

4/0 02.11.2007 14:23 Italiano

Ex Man Noir 6
Voice: After 10 minutes Amica A reaches Leesa
Amica A: Hallo Leesa, what are you doing here?
Leesa/Noir: Nothing special, I only wanted to see you (for the last time)
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Leesa/Noir: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Amica A: What's happening to you?
Leesa/Noir: I'm happy...ehm...to see you
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Man: Hey, stop doing this friggin' noise, we want to sleep
Leesa/Noir: Yes, sure, i'm sorry...BWAHAHAHAH...ops
Amica A: You're putting me in a box...
(you're embarassing me)

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