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Wizard: Crazy Rabbit is an extradimensional criminal. We've done a good job
Ex Man: Extradimensional? That explains everything. I cannot believe that the old mother earth gave bith to such a nauseating being
Thunderclap: It gave birth to you

Leesa: Hallo Ex Man
Ex Man: IAAAHHHHAHAAA

Ex Man: (I eat my words!! Send her away Send her away Send her awaaaay, use a spell) Ehm..h..h..hallo Le..Leesa

Finalmente sono riuscito a terminare questa lunga avventura.
La prossima volta vorrei fare una storia con più azione...vediamo.

Leesa è stata introdotta in questa striscia:
http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/03/30/la-discrezione-il-mio-forte.html

Chiedo scusa a tutti quelli che pensano che l'uso di un personaggio balbuziente sia scorreto.
Ci ho pensato dopo aver postato la striscia...
Comunque, non era mia intenzione offendere nessuno. Chiedo scusa.

Wizard: I prepared the spell to cause a massive black out, but you have to watch my back while I perform it. It It won't take long

Wizard: Aa..a…a..b..a..b..aaabra…c…c..c..c..

Voice: 4 hours later...
Mago: c…c..c..a..daaaa…
Ex Man: Inasmuch as you are taking out so well, I would go to the appointment with the friends for the soccer match

RdT: I go out with my girlfriend...call me when you're done
Ex Man: I leave Gina to watch your back. When she gets mad, she becomes a real beast

Per chi non lo ricordasse(quindi, praticamente tutti tranne me) Gina è stata introdotta in questa striscia: http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/06/26/ex-man-contro-il-barone-tonto-7-epilogo.html

Now it's Crazy Rabbit's turn...
Wizard: We have to think out a plan to capture Crazy Rabbit
Ex Man: With the aid of my analitic super mind I conceived a super plan…

Ex Man: …first of all we need to cause a black out...

RdT: Oh, don't worry about us. I'm already used to your face and the Wizard can conjure a super barrier in front of his eyes so he cannot see you.

Ex Man: …this black out serves in order to not see Crazy Rabbit's face and become gripped by terror. You're repetitive.
RdT: And you are ugly, but i don't tell on you...too much.

E oggi mi ha trattato male anche la mia Amica A(non che mi abbia mai trattato troppo gentilmente).
Fortissimoooooooooo.......
C'è qualcun'altro che ha bisogno di un sacco per sfogarsi?

Bunny 1: Now we will teach you a lesson...
Wizard: N..n..n..noooo!!! He..he..heeelp

Ex Man: Before you even touch the Wizard, you'll have to pass on my body

Bunny 1: That is nasty, I don't stomp that shit
Bunny 2: Someone has thrown his dog's shit out of the balcony
Bunny 3: Uncivilized people
Ex Man: I could even get offended...

Eccomi di ritorno dalle vacanze......
Sono abbronzato...ho preso qualche insulto...insomma, tutto nella norma.

Ps. Di ragazze manco a pagare. Ovviamente.

Inizia il contrattacco dei nostri eroi...
Eroi?

Voice: Our two and half heroes are preparing a counterattack
Wizard:...and after we have caged all the softy soft bunnies, we'll deal with Crazy Rabbit. Understood?

Ex Man: No, tell me everything...again
Wizard: First we deal with all the softy soft bunnies and after we have caged them all, we'll deal with Crazy Rabbit. Ok?

Ex Man: I have some little doubts...
Wizard: Are you kidding??
Ex Man: Never about such things
Wizard: Let's find another superhero

Later, in front of a fast food...
Wizard: Thunderclap is coming
Ex Man: Maybe i shouldn't have eat the tenth 'MecchiBacon'

A short time after
Wizard: …this enemy can dismay everyone who looks at his face
Thunderclap: Then he has the same superpower as Ex Man!!

Ex Man: Funny...
You must change your name in Thunder Ass.
Thunderclap dosn't do justice...

Giusto per non perdere l'abitudine, sabato sera sono stato umiliato da una mia amica.
Quando le hanno chiesto se fosse fidanzata con me (che dio me ne scampi), ha fatto una faccia talmente schifata che ci sono quasi rimasto male...quasi.

Ultima striscia 'riflessiva'. Dalla prossima, si passa all'azione!!!

Ho deciso di inserire la traduzione in inglese.
Ex Man is the short man, Wizard is the taller one.
I apologize for my bad english....

Shocked

After a lot of histerical yells and a lot of slaps...

Wizard: Now that you have calmed down, we have to study a plan to stop Crazy Rabbit
Ex Man: Agree...let's sinchronize the watches

Wizard: I don't have a watch
Ex Man: That's good, because I don't have it, too. But you don't stutter!!!
Wizard: NO

Ex Man: I'm hungry. Let's take a sandwich before we beat Crazy Rabbit
Wizard: You're not even listening to me?
Ex Man's stomach: BUURPPP
Wizard: I'll take it as a no

Oggi ho avuto da fare...al lavoro.
Non mi pagano abbastanza per essere impegnato........
Scherzo

In questa striscia utilizzo un personaggio che avevo introdotto in quest'altra striscia: http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/07/09/invasione-preludi-3.html

Spero che il design della striscia (si può dire?) sia simpatico. A me è sembrato buono.

Voice: Ex Man calls the Wizard for some help
Ex Man: Wizard, i need help. immediately
Wizard: Wh..wh..where...

Ex Man: HURRY UP...it's a desperate situation
Wizard: Wh..wh..where..a..a..

Ex Man: Move quickly, Wizard!!

Wizard: IF YOU DON'T TELL WHERE THE F**K YUO ARE, HOW CAN I F**KING HELP YOU??

Voice: So the Wizard ceased to stutter

Continuano i preludi...bellissimiiiiiiiii........

Oggi ho capito una cosa fondamentale.
Sono fortunato.
Davvero......almeno per quanto riguarda faccende amorose.
Ci sono alucni amici che vengono tenuti sulla corda dalle ragazze.
Io no.
Per me, o è NO, oppure è...........NO..........
In questo senso, sono abbastanza monotono.