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Herpes?

Voice: While Ex is strollig with his new...first...and last girlfriend...

Morthinder: Hallo boys, my neme is Morthinder Sturesh, research professor in genetics at the MIT and this is Sbylar
Ex: Hi
Gaia: Hi
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Morthinder: We believe that your girlfriend is affected by a mutation in her genetic code that makes her see and believe false things
Ex: And you have to take her to your institute to make some examinations?
Morthinder: Maybe, did she ever said that you are cute or beautiful?
Ex: Sure, a lot of times
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Morthinder: Then I think that there is no need for further examinations
Ex: I know that there have to be a trick
Voice: Me too
Ex: Moron

This strip is a sort of tribute to a great serial that i love, heroes.

Questa striscia è una specie di omaggio ad una serie televisiva che adoro, Heroes.
Inoltre, ritorna la Voce infame.
Ci sarebbe da essere felici...se non fosse che...lasciamo stare.

Ex: Look at that, my good friends Amica A and Isa
Isa: Hi
Amica A: Hi
Ex: Girls, she is Gaia
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Gaia: Hi everybody
Ex: Gaia, could you please tell this kind friends of mine what you think about me
Gaia: I think you are cute and very kind
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Ex: Take this
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Ex: I always thought that a moment like this will never be arrived

Che bello!!!! Vorrei che questo potessi farlo anche io, dal vivo.
Ma credo di essere abbastanza lontano da questo traguardo.....
Tristezza.

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Later, at the hospital...
Roxy: Doctor, how is Ex?
Doctor: Now he is good, but you have to avoid that he feels sudden strong emotion.
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Roxy: Gaia you must stop to say such falsity in front of Ex.
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Gaia: It wasn't a lie. I really think that he is nice!!!
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SDONG
Roxy: I konw you're making all this on purpose
Gaia: Oh my god, EX!!!

Fino a quando le ragazze continueranno a trattarmi come una melma, avrò idee per la striscia.
E siccome sembra che non ci siano cambiamenti consistenti all'orizzonte, credo che potrò continuare a farla per molto tempo.....

PS. Ho fatto due errori anche in questa striscia.
Nelle ultime due vignette ho dimenticato di cancellare la croce dal frontino(?) di Gaia...imperdonabile.

Ho fatto un errore!!! Ho dimenticato di scrivere il nome della nuova ragazza e ho lasciato X nelle vignette........imperdonabile.
Il problema è che il nome l'ho deciso solo ora.
Perdono........
Ps. il nome è Gaia. Sostituitelo al posto delle X...
NO JOKES

Roxy: Ex, she is Gaia my new neighbour. Gaia, this is Ex
Gaia: Hi Ex. Your'are not as ugly as Roxy described you...
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Ex: I'm one hundred time worst, right? This joke is old. It doesn't even make me laugh
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Gaia: No, i'm serious. I think that you are nice
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Gaia: What happened to him?
Roxy: Nothing serious, he always do like this when he has an heart attack. Let's talk about you, instead, how much money he gave you?