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Stelle guida o stelle cadenti?

4/0 07.09.2007 12:27 Italiano

Stelle guida o stelle cadenti?
Guiding Stars or Falling Stars?
Roxy: Look at the stars...you know that everyone of us has a star which guides and protects him? That is my guiding star. And yours?
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Ex: I think is the one which just fell
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Ex: Ops...
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Ex: I hope it hasn't wreacked too much havoc. Roxy, don't tell anyone that that was my guiding star.

That was hard to translate....excuse me for every error....please.

Ok, se dovesse cadere la mia stella guida, cadrebbe direttamente sulla mia testa.
Evviva.

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Gelosia

4/0 06.09.2007 11:12 Italiano

Gelosia
Ex: Roxy, I think that you shouldn't came out alone with me. Your new boyfriend could get jealous
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Roxy: Jealous about you?
Ex: Yes...
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Roxy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ex: You could have, at least, left me in doubt

Domanda: Troverò mai il vero amore?
Risposta: Io direi che è meglio partire da un obiettivo più terra terra...cominciamo con qualcosa di ampiamente fasullo...

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Malinteso

0/0 05.09.2007 11:29 Italiano

Malinteso
Misunderstanding
Nearly-anonymous broken hearted club
Nino: Hi, my name is Nino, was born on 31 of August i'm Virgo
Ex: Hi, my name is Ex, was born on 10 of January i'm Virgo too
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Gianlux: Ex, but your sign of zodiac doesn't have to be Capricorn?
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Ex: Sign of Zodiac??? Sure...i wanted to see if you are focused or if you have came here just for the free breakfast
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Note: This strip presents a joke with the word Virgo(in Italian you use the same word to say 'Virgo' and 'virgin')...but it goes somewhat lost in English...sorry.

Donne, donne, donne e ancora donne....
Ormai tutte le donne hanno abbandonato Ex...io, invece, non le ho mai avute.
Direi che adesso siamo pari.

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Quando pensi di aver toccato i l fondo

2/0 04.09.2007 14:36 Italiano

Quando pensi di aver toccato il fondo
When you think you hit the bottom

Ex: Hi Iole, what about we go out together this evening?
Iole: I think it will be disgusting. Instead i'd go out with Kant
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Kant: Great idea, honey. Let's go then.
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Ex: I can't believe this. Can someone be unluckier?
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Ex: It...was...a ...rhetorical...question....

Lo dico sinceramente, in questi giorni mi sento davvero come Ex.
Riuscirò a venirne fuori?
Certo che ci riuscirò...ormai ci sono abituato.

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Triste verità (dubbed in engl ish)

5/0 03.09.2007 15:53 Italiano

Triste verità (dubbed in english)
Grim truth

Ex: Andy and Amica A
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Ex: Rich and Isa
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Ex: Valec and Roxy...every boy dates a girl and I have to go out with a dog...
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Kant: If I had been you I woldn't have been so picky. Do you really think that going out with you is so entertaining?

Beccati questo Ex!!!
Take this, Ex!!!

Che tristezza.

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Serenity

3/0 31.08.2007 17:06 Italiano

Serenity
Roxy: Ex I want to introduce to you Serena. Serena, this...being is 'Ex'
Ex: Hi Serena
Serena: Hi Ex. Would you like to marry me?
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Roxy: ?????
Ex: ('She' have to be a trans) Obviously I want to marry you.
Serena: Me not, I'm sorry. But I want to write down your availability
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Serena: Indeed I'm not so sorry...and I don't even write down your availability
Ex: Ok, now I'm certain that she IS a woman

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Danni collaterali

0/0 30.08.2007 14:52 Italiano

Danni collaterali
Ex: Amica A, you've recovered!!! So now you feel good!!!
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Ex: And tell me how is your arm?
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Ex: Amica A??
Amica: Dont't talk to me, idiot. If I don't answer to you there will even be a reason, dont'you think?
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Ex: Your heard has been armed by the accident?
Amica A: Please, someone let's remove him from my view...
(I don't know if the last sentence is correct)

Ciao sono stato assente per qualche giorno, a causa di uno stato d'animo non troppo buono.
Penso di essere sulla buona strada per riprendermi!!!

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Segreti

3/0 24.08.2007 12:33 Italiano

Segreti
Ex: Roxy, what would you do if I say that I'm Ex Man, the great superhero?
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Roxy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ex: A fairly nice reaction...
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Roxy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Kant: In my opinion, you screwed up when you said 'great superhero'

Roxy sta ancora ridendo...

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Avvertimento

3/0 23.08.2007 12:21 Italiano

Avvertimento
NEWS: I PROVIDED an english translation for these strips:
http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/07/23/the-break-up-parte-1.html
http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/07/23/the-break-up-parte-2.html
http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/07/24/the-break-up-parte-3.html

Voice: While is strolling, Ex sees Amica A
Ex: Hei,Amica A!!
Amica A: Oh no, Ex...
I must ignore him
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Ex: Amica A, Amica A, Amica AAA
Amica A: He doesn't understand no...
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Ex: Be careful!! A car is...
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Ex: ...coming
Amica A: Thank…you…
To do this stirp no Amica A has been harmed

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Somiglianze

1/0 23.08.2007 09:49 Italiano

Somiglianze
Ex: You know Kant, Grease is the film i love the most
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Ex: And I always tought that i look like Tony Zucko, the character performed by John Travolta. Instead...
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Kant: ...you look like Frankentein JR?
Ex: Actually, i wanted to say The Matrix's Neo

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