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Futuro incerto 2

5/0 27.09.2007 12:39 Italiano

Roxy: Ex!! Ex...wait
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Roxy: Ex, I want to apologize for what i said to you before
Ex: Really?
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Roxy: Yes, I have not been honest with you...and I want to say that you are scary even from a very long distance
Ex: Oh...Thank you

Ho preso lo sfondo dalla bellissima striscia di Madame Cercle:

I've taken the background from this wonderful strip drawn by Madame Cercle:

http://ubu.stripgenerator.com/2007/09/20/va-av.html

Thank you Madame Cercle.

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Futuro incerto

5/0 26.09.2007 10:20 Italiano

Uncertain future

Ex: Roxy, I saw a documentary which said that in 40 years we will run out of petrol and there will be a massive energy crisis
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Roxy: Scary...
Ex: Oh yes, this really isn't a good scenario for youngsters like us
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Roxy: Really I was referring to you. If I look at you closely, you're really scary
Ex: Obviously

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Che simpatico... 2

4/0 24.09.2007 11:30 Italiano

Mike: Aunt Roxy, there is your friend ass hole
Roxy: Mike, calm down, his name is Ex
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Ex: Funny. Wouldn't you have to be at home playing with your doll?
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Mike: And wouldn't you have to be at home inflating your doll?
Ex: Roxy, are you sure that he is only 3 yars old?

Mike lo avevo introdotto in questa striscia (antica) : http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/03/21/che-simpatico.html
In quel tempo...fare uno sfondo decente era un'impresa titanica.

Sabato ho avuto la conferma che la bellezza fisica è una cosa che non ha tanta importanza, affichè una persona sia attratta da un'altra. Questo mi rincuora, perchè non sono troppo bello.
Allora non bisgogna essere belli per avere una ragazza...e io non sono bello, quindi posso avere possibilità.
Basta essere simpatici ed avere un bel carattere.
Peccato che io sia antipatico e abbia un carattere di cacca.
Stavo cominciando a crederci.

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Che cosa posso fare??? 2

5/0 21.09.2007 16:43 Italiano

Ex: Andy...look at that wonderful girl
Andy: Ex, dont't be shy, make her a compliment but don't be too vulgar
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Ex: Ehm...THANKS TO EXIST...
Girl: DICK HEAD
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Andy: Well...it hasn't gone too bad...
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Ex: Maybe I have been too vague

Devo assolutamente trovarmi una ragazza.
Non posso continuare così...anzi, posso continuare così, solo che mi secca....

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Sogni di gloria

5/0 20.09.2007 14:36 Italiano

Dreams of glory

Roxy: Ex, you're sad because you feel you need a girlfriend?
Ex: Nope. Tonight I dreamt I was Elvis Preasley
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Roxy: You dreamt about being Elvis Preasley the king of rock'n'roll, my preferite singer, and you are sad??
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Roxy: And where you were, on the stage performing a great song?
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Ex: I was in the grave

Elvis è uno dei cantanti che preferisco.
Alcune sue canzoni sono immortali!!!

Ps. E' da tanto tempo che non faccio strisce con Amica A...forse sono guarito.

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Supposizioni 2

1/0 19.09.2007 15:48 Italiano

Suppositions 2

Roxy: Ex, do you really believe that I enjoy to mistreat you?
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Roxy: Do you really think that make you feel like you're such a nauseating worm makes me feel better?
Ex: Yes
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Roxy: How did you manage to understand this?

Ok, oggi dovevo recuperare la striscia di ieri...
Se prima pensavo che ci fossero somiglianze fra me ed Ex, adesso credo proprio che siamo la stessa persona.

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Supposizioni 1

5/0 19.09.2007 11:20 Italiano

Suppositions 1

Ex: Roxy why I cannot be successful at having a girlfriend?
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Ex: WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Roxy: Because you're ugly? Because you're ugly? Because you're ugly?
Ex: AH-AH
Roxy: I'm only trying to guess

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Hobby

7/0 17.09.2007 11:07 Italiano

Hobbies

Nearly-anonymous broken hearted club
Nino: Did someone of you has been gotten passionate to a hobby, to compensate for the lack of girls in his life?
Gianlux: I collect coins
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Ex: I collect dolls
Nino: Ceramic dolls?
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Ex: No, inflatable dolls

Ecco, mi manca solo questo.......ovviamente scherzo...ormai le colleziono anche io da parecchio.

Le monete, ovviamente....

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Ancora animali parlanti

6/0 13.09.2007 11:12 Italiano

More talking animals

Ex: Kant you think that we are yet too far?
Kant: No, i believe we have nearly arrived...
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Ex: Hey pal, hold on for five minutes, i believe we are reaching our destination
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Penguin: Five minutes and we will arrive? Fantastic...
Puah, I knew that i didn't had to ask for hints to reach the North Pole to a boy who talks to a dog

Che periodo di melmaaaaaaaaaa, aiuto
Speriamo che passi in fretta.

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Esperienze

3/0 10.09.2007 11:39 Italiano

Experiences
Nearly-anonymous broken heart club
Nino: Hi to everybody. Today we will talk about our intimate experiences with girls. Ex, start talking
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Ex: Ehm...I..I...had a babysitter...
Nino: Something more recent?
Ex: Recent? A girl beat the shit out of me...
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Nino: Because you annoied her?
Ex: More or less...I passed under her house's balcony one time in excess. Did someone want to join me to play volleyball?

No, non ce la faccio....assolutamente.
Ho scoperto cosa si prova ad essere ignorati da una ragazza che è uscita con il solo scopo di conoscerti.....
Devo ammettere che è stato anche abbastanza divertente. EHEHEHEH...molto divertente.
Si........ridi, ridi........

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