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Dubbi

2/0 26.10.2007 12:41 Italiano

Dubbi
Doubts

Roxy: Ex, are you still engaged with Gaia?
Ex: The situation is a little complicated...let's say our situation is mid air
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Roxy: Well, if i were you i wouldn't trust a human being, especially if this human being is a woman, who says that you are beautiful
Ex: Why not?
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Roxy: She is clearly a liar

Dopo questa striscia, continuerà Ex Man Noir!!!
After this strip, Ex Man Noir will continue!!!

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Herpes?

3/0 23.10.2007 11:34 Italiano

Herpes?
Herpes?

Voice: While Ex is strollig with his new...first...and last girlfriend...

Morthinder: Hallo boys, my neme is Morthinder Sturesh, research professor in genetics at the MIT and this is Sbylar
Ex: Hi
Gaia: Hi
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Morthinder: We believe that your girlfriend is affected by a mutation in her genetic code that makes her see and believe false things
Ex: And you have to take her to your institute to make some examinations?
Morthinder: Maybe, did she ever said that you are cute or beautiful?
Ex: Sure, a lot of times
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Morthinder: Then I think that there is no need for further examinations
Ex: I know that there have to be a trick
Voice: Me too
Ex: Moron

This strip is a sort of tribute to a great serial that i love, heroes.

Questa striscia è una specie di omaggio ad una serie televisiva che adoro, Heroes.
Inoltre, ritorna la Voce infame.
Ci sarebbe da essere felici...se non fosse che...lasciamo stare.

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Ancora non ci credi? 3

3/0 18.10.2007 14:50 Italiano

Ancora non ci credi? 3
Ex: Look at that, my good friends Amica A and Isa
Isa: Hi
Amica A: Hi
Ex: Girls, she is Gaia
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Gaia: Hi everybody
Ex: Gaia, could you please tell this kind friends of mine what you think about me
Gaia: I think you are cute and very kind
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Ex: Take this
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Ex: I always thought that a moment like this will never be arrived

Che bello!!!! Vorrei che questo potessi farlo anche io, dal vivo.
Ma credo di essere abbastanza lontano da questo traguardo.....
Tristezza.

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Ancora non ci credi? 2

3/0 17.10.2007 08:38 Italiano

Ancora non ci credi? 2
Ex: Andy, until now all the girls...what can i say?
Andy: They think you are totally disgusting
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Ex: Thanks...so i was saying all the the girls always tought i'm totally disgusting and now this wondrful girl says she likes me. What can I do?
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Andy: You can force her to make a complete medical check up, just to start. She surely has a lot of problems

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Ancora non ci credi? 1

5/0 16.10.2007 12:29 Italiano

Ancora non ci credi? 1
You cant't belive, yet? 1

Ex: I can't believe it...a wonderfull girl who has a love interest in me
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Roxy: A mistery, indeed
Ex: Maybe I won her heart with my exceptional moral skills
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Roxy: Surely not for your beauty


Fra poco avrò esaurito le reazioni degli 'amici' di Ex, all'arrivo di Gaia e dopo vorrei fare una nuova avventura di Ex Man.
Speriamo che mi arrivi l'ispirazione.

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Considerazioni 2

3/0 12.10.2007 17:16 Italiano

Considerazioni 2
Considerations 2

Nearly anounimous broken hearted club

Nino: So there would be a beautiful girl who would have a love interest in you?
Gianlux: And when you wake up you're all sweat and you have shivers?
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Ex: No, wait it's not a dream of mine
Robbie: You're right, it must be a girl's nightmare
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Ex: I think I liked you more when you didn't speak

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Considerazioni

2/0 09.10.2007 15:38 Italiano

Considerazioni
Considerations

Nearly-anonymous broken hearted club

Ex: There is a wonderful girl who keeps saying that I am cute
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Nino: Um...and what kind of problems does she suffer from, a part, obviously, of dementia and blindness?
Ex: None. Only that she caused me two heart attacks
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Gianlux: All this, and she finds you cute. Think if she thought you are ugly

E vorrei che ce ne fosse una anche per me...

Che dicesse che sono carino, ovviamente.
Gli attacchi di cuore vorrei evitarli.

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Ricaduta

1/0 05.10.2007 14:23 Italiano

Ricaduta
Relapse

Later, at the hospital...
Roxy: Doctor, how is Ex?
Doctor: Now he is good, but you have to avoid that he feels sudden strong emotion.
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Roxy: Gaia you must stop to say such falsity in front of Ex.
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Gaia: It wasn't a lie. I really think that he is nice!!!
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SDONG
Roxy: I konw you're making all this on purpose
Gaia: Oh my god, EX!!!

Fino a quando le ragazze continueranno a trattarmi come una melma, avrò idee per la striscia.
E siccome sembra che non ci siano cambiamenti consistenti all'orizzonte, credo che potrò continuare a farla per molto tempo.....

PS. Ho fatto due errori anche in questa striscia.
Nelle ultime due vignette ho dimenticato di cancellare la croce dal frontino(?) di Gaia...imperdonabile.

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Scherzi a parte

2/0 04.10.2007 11:34 Italiano

Scherzi a parte
Ho fatto un errore!!! Ho dimenticato di scrivere il nome della nuova ragazza e ho lasciato X nelle vignette........imperdonabile.
Il problema è che il nome l'ho deciso solo ora.
Perdono........
Ps. il nome è Gaia. Sostituitelo al posto delle X...
NO JOKES

Roxy: Ex, she is Gaia my new neighbour. Gaia, this is Ex
Gaia: Hi Ex. Your'are not as ugly as Roxy described you...
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Ex: I'm one hundred time worst, right? This joke is old. It doesn't even make me laugh
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Gaia: No, i'm serious. I think that you are nice
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Gaia: What happened to him?
Roxy: Nothing serious, he always do like this when he has an heart attack. Let's talk about you, instead, how much money he gave you?

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Sorpresa

2/0 28.09.2007 12:29 Italiano

Sorpresa
How Peculiar

Ex: Kant, come out from your doghouse, i changed my hairstyle. I have decided that if i can't be a handsome man, i can be at least peculiar
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PROOOOT
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Ex: Are you trying to insult me?
Kant, I'm sorry chief, i never had incotinence problems...till now

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