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Ex Man Noir 17

3/0 22.11.2007 15:52 Italiano

Voice: After two hours of futile search, our two (cough cough) heroes find themselves in the city square
Thunderclap: Found anything?
Ex Man: Nothing
Thunderclap: Damn!! We run the risk to loose the girls
Ex Man: True
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Thundclap: You don't seem to be too sad
Ex Man: What makes you think so?
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Thunderclap: Pure intuition
Ex Man: Oh happy day (oh happy day)...

Un ringraziamento a Carmelo.

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Ex Man Noir 16

2/0 21.11.2007 14:43 Italiano

Voice: Our two heroes put themselves in search for Noir's Lair
Thunderclap: You winnow the city while i go in the park
Ex Man: The Park? Where there are the whores?
Thunderclap: Yes
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Ex Man: Then you control the city while I go in the park...I love being in the nature
Thunderclap: Ok
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Ex Man: Ehm..do you have some money to lend me, just in case i feel...hungry?
Voice: Did I say 'two heroes', before? I made a mistake...obviously

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Ex Man Noir 15

3/0 20.11.2007 11:51 Italiano

Ex Man: Enough. This Noir guy has totally annoied me. It's time to capture him. And if he did harm to my friends, he will regret he was born
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Voice: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ex Man: What the heck are you smiling?
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Voice: When you act this dramatic, with your ass face, you are absolutely laughable
Ex Man: You never sleep, right?

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Ex Man Noir 14

2/0 19.11.2007 16:55 Italiano

Thunderclap: Let me see...
Ex Man: Noooo, it isn't important...
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Thunderclap: OH MY GOD!!! Someone kidnapped Isa, Amica A and Roxy...
Ex Man: We must find him...
Thunderclap: Yes, and bring him to justice before he arms the girls
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Ex Man: No, i want to do a very big party for him. I couldn't get rid of such big three pieces of shit. Even with a mega purge

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Ex Man Noir 13

4/0 16.11.2007 14:18 Italiano

Voice: After hours and horus, Whitey finds Ex Man and delivers Noir's message
Barman: Ex Man, a fat man brought this letter for you
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Ex Man: (Ex Man, I held captive your three friends Isa, Amica A and Roxy. If you don't find my hideout in four hours i'll kill them. Noir)
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Ex Man: Damn, this letter is absolutely disturbing
Thundrclap: What it says?
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Ex Man: It says that you can enter for free at the cinema until midnight we must take advantage...

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Ex Man Noir 7

2/0 05.11.2007 09:41 Italiano

Noooooooooooo, ho fatto una cavolata e avevo cancellato questa striscia.
Ho dovuto rifarla in tutta fretta...

Voice: Meanwhile at the Mecchi Panini...
Thunderclap: Ex Man, how can you eat with your mask put on?
Voice: If he takes it off, then YOU can't eat
Ex Man: Funny
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Ex Man: Came on, let's do another Rock, Scissors and Paper match...
Thunderclap: But you loose already 1 thousand times...
Ex Man: If I don't win at least one time, I can't continue to be the best superhero in town
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Thurìnderclap: Oh, don't worry about that, you have never been the best
Ex Man: Thanks...
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Ex Man: Wait, that suonded like an offense
Voice: You won't be the best, but surely are the keenest

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Ex Man Noir 4

3/0 30.10.2007 15:16 Italiano

Noir: Well, my first victim, lives here...
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Noir: Ops...what the hell Ex Man and Thunderclap, defenders of the weaks and guardins of the law, are doing here? Maybe they have came to know something about my vicious plan...
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Thunderclap: It's half an hour we play Rock, Paper, Scissors, to decide who pays the dinner
Ex Man: Nooooooo, I've lost again...it isn't possible...let's repeat, my hairs fell before my eyes
Voice: And then he gets mad when I tease him...

Avevo scritto di avere trovato la mia donna ideale?? Falso allarme, è una st***za di proporzioni galattiche. Per quanto mi riguarda può tranquillamente andare a cagher...

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Ex Man Noir

7/0 24.10.2007 09:58 Italiano

Ex Man Noir

Ex Man: Great background!!! You made it using Computer Graphics?
Voice: No, i painted your room in black
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Ex Man: Tell me this isn't true
Voice: It's incredibly true. And I used your money to buy the varnish
Ex Man: Why do the table and the PC dont't project any shadow?
Voice: Ehm...your shadow is painted, too

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Inseguimento

6/0 08.10.2007 15:54 Italiano

The chase

Radio: To all the patrols!! Bank robbery!!! The criminals are escaping towards the highway, on a blue Ford
Thunderclap: Ex Man, we must go and catch them!! Immediately!!
Ex Man: Right, let's take my Ex car
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Voice: Five minutes later
Thunderclap: We will have arrived earlier with a taxi
Ex Man It's better to do a little workout, just to warm up
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Thunderclap: You said it was your car
Ex Man: I said 'my ex car'. It was a car before i clashed it into a wall. Now be quiet and keep pedaling

Disegnare questa striscia è stata una vera faticaccia...

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Finale - L'attacco di Crazy Ra bbit

4/0 22.08.2007 15:33 Italiano

Wizard: Crazy Rabbit is an extradimensional criminal. We've done a good job
Ex Man: Extradimensional? That explains everything. I cannot believe that the old mother earth gave bith to such a nauseating being
Thunderclap: It gave birth to you

Leesa: Hallo Ex Man
Ex Man: IAAAHHHHAHAAA

Ex Man: (I eat my words!! Send her away Send her away Send her awaaaay, use a spell) Ehm..h..h..hallo Le..Leesa

Finalmente sono riuscito a terminare questa lunga avventura.
La prossima volta vorrei fare una storia con più azione...vediamo.

Leesa è stata introdotta in questa striscia:
http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/03/30/la-discrezione-il-mio-forte.html

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