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Finale - L'attacco di Crazy Ra bbit

4/0 22.08.2007 15:33 Italiano

Finale - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Wizard: Crazy Rabbit is an extradimensional criminal. We've done a good job
Ex Man: Extradimensional? That explains everything. I cannot believe that the old mother earth gave bith to such a nauseating being
Thunderclap: It gave birth to you

Leesa: Hallo Ex Man
Ex Man: IAAAHHHHAHAAA

Ex Man: (I eat my words!! Send her away Send her away Send her awaaaay, use a spell) Ehm..h..h..hallo Le..Leesa

Finalmente sono riuscito a terminare questa lunga avventura.
La prossima volta vorrei fare una storia con più azione...vediamo.

Leesa è stata introdotta in questa striscia:
http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/03/30/la-discrezione-il-mio-forte.html

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Contrattacco 9 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

3/0 22.08.2007 13:56 Italiano

Contrattacco 9 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
CR: What's going on? There is no light and all my softy soft killer bunnies are gone

Thunderclap: Let's surrender, all your softy soft killer bunnies are catched and in the darkness your frightening powers are useless
CR: Thunderclap?
Ex Man: And me too

CR: aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Ex Man: aaaaahhhhhh

Voce: Gone...he underestimated Ex Man's 'Frightening power'
Ex Man: If I was in your place, I wouldn't be so hilarious

E siamo quasi alla fine...quasi

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Contrattacco 8 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

1/0 21.08.2007 17:33 Italiano

Contrattacco 8 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Voice: After 'only' 6 hours, Wizard's magic spell is complete
Ex Man: Hey GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING…
RdT: (Don't scream, you idiot...the plan is just this)

Ex Man: AH YES? AND HOW DO WE FIND CRAZY RABBIT?
RdT: (be quiet you are jeopardizing our blitz...may I syllable it to you?)

Ex Man: AHAHAHAH…syllable…AHAHAH…

Ex Man: Syllable is not a dyrty word, true?



I don't know if 'to syllable' is a verb...

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Contrattacco 7 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

1/0 21.08.2007 12:43 Italiano

Contrattacco 7 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Chiedo scusa a tutti quelli che pensano che l'uso di un personaggio balbuziente sia scorreto.
Ci ho pensato dopo aver postato la striscia...
Comunque, non era mia intenzione offendere nessuno. Chiedo scusa.

Wizard: I prepared the spell to cause a massive black out, but you have to watch my back while I perform it. It It won't take long

Wizard: Aa..a…a..b..a..b..aaabra…c…c..c..c..

Voice: 4 hours later...
Mago: c…c..c..a..daaaa…
Ex Man: Inasmuch as you are taking out so well, I would go to the appointment with the friends for the soccer match

RdT: I go out with my girlfriend...call me when you're done
Ex Man: I leave Gina to watch your back. When she gets mad, she becomes a real beast

Per chi non lo ricordasse(quindi, praticamente tutti tranne me) Gina è stata introdotta in questa striscia: http://hansolo.stripgenerator.com/2007/06/26/ex-man-contro-il-barone-tonto-7-epilogo.html

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Contrattacco 6 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

2/0 20.08.2007 16:32 Italiano

Contrattacco 6 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Now it's Crazy Rabbit's turn...
Wizard: We have to think out a plan to capture Crazy Rabbit
Ex Man: With the aid of my analitic super mind I conceived a super plan…

Ex Man: …first of all we need to cause a black out...

RdT: Oh, don't worry about us. I'm already used to your face and the Wizard can conjure a super barrier in front of his eyes so he cannot see you.

Ex Man: …this black out serves in order to not see Crazy Rabbit's face and become gripped by terror. You're repetitive.
RdT: And you are ugly, but i don't tell on you...too much.

E oggi mi ha trattato male anche la mia Amica A(non che mi abbia mai trattato troppo gentilmente).
Fortissimoooooooooo.......
C'è qualcun'altro che ha bisogno di un sacco per sfogarsi?

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Contrattacco 5 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

2/0 20.08.2007 15:35 Italiano

Contrattacco 5 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Bunny 1: Now we will teach you a lesson...
Wizard: N..n..n..noooo!!! He..he..heeelp

Ex Man: Before you even touch the Wizard, you'll have to pass on my body

Bunny 1: That is nasty, I don't stomp that shit
Bunny 2: Someone has thrown his dog's shit out of the balcony
Bunny 3: Uncivilized people
Ex Man: I could even get offended...

Eccomi di ritorno dalle vacanze......
Sono abbronzato...ho preso qualche insulto...insomma, tutto nella norma.

Ps. Di ragazze manco a pagare. Ovviamente.

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Contrattacco 4 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

2/0 10.08.2007 17:03 Italiano

Contrattacco 4 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Wizard: Foul rabbits, now I will punish you for your wickedness. I will conjure De-Ment
MIFTANA FANTADADA
(i don't know what the fuck it means)

De Ment: Wow!! She's gorgeous. Take my sword

Iole: Help
De Ment: Wait
Bunny: Now, what were you saying about some foul rabbits?
Wizard: N..no..nothing, i'm even a m.m..m..member of W..W..WWF
Voice: So, the wizard began again to stutter

PS. I prossimi giorni sarò al mare, quindi niente striscia.
Ciao

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Contrattacco 3 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

2/0 10.08.2007 12:17 Italiano

Contrattacco 3 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Thunderclap: Surrender or you will understand why i'm called Thunderclap
C1: We will never surrender

PROOOOOOOOOT

Man: PHEW...He must have been called Shit Storm
Thunderclap: I eat a lot of beans to do this special effects
Voice: No one believes you

Prima o poi finirò questa storia...

Forse dovrei cambiare il nome a Rombo di Tuono.

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Contrattacco 2 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

0/0 09.08.2007 12:40 Italiano

Contrattacco 2 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Continua il contrattacco.

Voice: Ex Man, the great clown, is hunting down the bunnies
Ex: Man: Stop right there, or you will suffer MY FURY

bunny: Let's do as he says, he is scarier than the chief

Ex Man: This story is beginnig to disturb me
Voice: Take it easy...
Ex Man: Am I wrong, or you called me clown?
Voice: You're not making a mistake. Calling you 'hero' would be an offense to the other

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Contrattacco 1 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit

0/0 09.08.2007 12:38 Italiano

Contrattacco 1 - L'attacco di Crazy Rabbit
Inizia il contrattacco dei nostri eroi...
Eroi?

Voice: Our two and half heroes are preparing a counterattack
Wizard:...and after we have caged all the softy soft bunnies, we'll deal with Crazy Rabbit. Understood?

Ex Man: No, tell me everything...again
Wizard: First we deal with all the softy soft bunnies and after we have caged them all, we'll deal with Crazy Rabbit. Ok?

Ex Man: I have some little doubts...
Wizard: Are you kidding??
Ex Man: Never about such things
Wizard: Let's find another superhero

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