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Ex Man Noir 8
2/0 05.11.2007 16:45 Italiano
Amica A: Where is the rendezvous with Roxy and Isa?
Leesa/Noir: Calm down, we are nearly arrived
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Rich: Hi Amica A, a little stroll for you dog's needs?
Amica: Hi Rich...and this isn't a dog
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Rich: That's true, to do all this shit it has to be an elephant
Noir: Tell me your name again, please
Devo assolutamente eliminare Amica A. E' una vera str***a.
E anche la persona a cui è ispirata lo è...devo ammetterlo.
Quasi quasi la faccio eliminare da Noir...
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Ex Man Noir 7
2/0 05.11.2007 09:41 Italiano
Noooooooooooo, ho fatto una cavolata e avevo cancellato questa striscia.
Ho dovuto rifarla in tutta fretta...
Voice: Meanwhile at the Mecchi Panini...
Thunderclap: Ex Man, how can you eat with your mask put on?
Voice: If he takes it off, then YOU can't eat
Ex Man: Funny
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Ex Man: Came on, let's do another Rock, Scissors and Paper match...
Thunderclap: But you loose already 1 thousand times...
Ex Man: If I don't win at least one time, I can't continue to be the best superhero in town
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Thurìnderclap: Oh, don't worry about that, you have never been the best
Ex Man: Thanks...
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Ex Man: Wait, that suonded like an offense
Voice: You won't be the best, but surely are the keenest
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Ex Man Noir 6
4/0 02.11.2007 14:23 Italiano
Voice: After 10 minutes Amica A reaches Leesa
Amica A: Hallo Leesa, what are you doing here?
Leesa/Noir: Nothing special, I only wanted to see you (for the last time)
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Leesa/Noir: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Amica A: What's happening to you?
Leesa/Noir: I'm happy...ehm...to see you
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Man: Hey, stop doing this friggin' noise, we want to sleep
Leesa/Noir: Yes, sure, i'm sorry...BWAHAHAHAH...ops
Amica A: You're putting me in a box...
(you're embarassing me)
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Ex Man Noir 5
7/0 31.10.2007 14:01 Italiano
Voice: After 40 minutes of a very really interesting Rock, Paper, Scissors play, Thunderclap decided to offer the dinner...
Noir: Finally the two idiots have gone. Now I can act undisturbed
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BZZZT
AmicaA's mother: Who is it?
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Noir: Ehm...it's the postman. Certfified mail for Amica A
A certified mail?? At 22 o'clock??? Seems a little strange
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Noir: You're right, I'm a psychopath serial killer and i want to kill your daughter. Can you send her down, please?
AmicaA's mother: Sure, Amica AAAAA, there is a friend of yours, waiting for you in the courtyard
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Ex Man Noir 4
3/0 30.10.2007 15:16 Italiano
Noir: Well, my first victim, lives here...
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Noir: Ops...what the hell Ex Man and Thunderclap, defenders of the weaks and guardins of the law, are doing here? Maybe they have came to know something about my vicious plan...
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Thunderclap: It's half an hour we play Rock, Paper, Scissors, to decide who pays the dinner
Ex Man: Nooooooo, I've lost again...it isn't possible...let's repeat, my hairs fell before my eyes
Voice: And then he gets mad when I tease him...
Avevo scritto di avere trovato la mia donna ideale?? Falso allarme, è una st***za di proporzioni galattiche. Per quanto mi riguarda può tranquillamente andare a cagher...
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Ex Man Noir 3
5/0 29.10.2007 12:47 Italiano
Ex Man Noir part 3
Leesa/Noir: I must find a name that is as frightening....
Voice: As your look?
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Noir: You're exagerating
Voice Excuse me
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Noir: My new name will be Noir!!!
Voice: Seems to be a snack's name
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Voice: Yes!! You could call yourself Mars...wait...hey, if you color yourself in blue, green, yellow, red and brown your new name could be MnM's!!
Noir: I've just inserted your name in my people-to-kill list
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Ex Man Noir 2
4/0 26.10.2007 15:54 Italiano
Ex Man Noir 2
Leesa/Noir: Everybody hates me...I can't tolerate it...
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Noir: Enough!! I've decided to take revenge of all who have derided me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I want to see them all bleed.
Slowly. Yeeesss.....And They say that i'm a psycopath? Absurd
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Voice: Maybe the fact that you look like the cactus you have in this room, doesn't help at all, don't you believe?
Noir: Am I wrong or you usually break Ex Man's'balls?
Questa è la nascita del nuovo avversario di Ex Man, ma per essere precisi precisi, bisognerebbe leggersi altre 4-5 strisce in cui appare Leesa, altrimenti non si può capire la ragione del suo odio.
P.S. Ho una bella notizia per me, ho trovato la mia donna ideale ma Ancora a lei non l'ho detto...e non credo che le farebbe piacere saperlo...quindiiiiiiiii........
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Dubbi
2/0 26.10.2007 12:41 Italiano
Doubts
Roxy: Ex, are you still engaged with Gaia?
Ex: The situation is a little complicated...let's say our situation is mid air
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Roxy: Well, if i were you i wouldn't trust a human being, especially if this human being is a woman, who says that you are beautiful
Ex: Why not?
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Roxy: She is clearly a liar
Dopo questa striscia, continuerà Ex Man Noir!!!
After this strip, Ex Man Noir will continue!!!
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Ex Man Noir
7/0 24.10.2007 09:58 Italiano
Ex Man Noir
Ex Man: Great background!!! You made it using Computer Graphics?
Voice: No, i painted your room in black
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Ex Man: Tell me this isn't true
Voice: It's incredibly true. And I used your money to buy the varnish
Ex Man: Why do the table and the PC dont't project any shadow?
Voice: Ehm...your shadow is painted, too
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Herpes?
3/0 23.10.2007 11:34 Italiano
Herpes?
Voice: While Ex is strollig with his new...first...and last girlfriend...
Morthinder: Hallo boys, my neme is Morthinder Sturesh, research professor in genetics at the MIT and this is Sbylar
Ex: Hi
Gaia: Hi
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Morthinder: We believe that your girlfriend is affected by a mutation in her genetic code that makes her see and believe false things
Ex: And you have to take her to your institute to make some examinations?
Morthinder: Maybe, did she ever said that you are cute or beautiful?
Ex: Sure, a lot of times
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Morthinder: Then I think that there is no need for further examinations
Ex: I know that there have to be a trick
Voice: Me too
Ex: Moron
This strip is a sort of tribute to a great serial that i love, heroes.
Questa striscia è una specie di omaggio ad una serie televisiva che adoro, Heroes.
Inoltre, ritorna la Voce infame.
Ci sarebbe da essere felici...se non fosse che...lasciamo stare.
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